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National News Network
Volume XX
Big Fat Fibs
May 9, 2007
Aliens Sited in Santa Cruz
Alien Alien Sited Getting Down on the Dance Floor
Santa Cruz, Ca.

Tuesday night at an undisclosed bar an alien was sited getting down to some music. The alien was reported to have said that it had search seven galaxies to find that kind of music. The alien arrived on the scene around 11pm and wouldn't leave at closing. The alien had to be escorted out by two bouncers. The distraught alien ran down the street and was never seen again.
The bar owner decided not to play that kind of music at her bar ever again to prevent further encounters or possible invasions. "Besides no one else liked it," she commented, "The alien had the entire dance floor to itself."
Alien rights activist were disgruntled by the owners obvious hatred towards aliens and began a protest.

Amatuer footage of alien's hypnotic moves Continued on Page 20