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Volume XX                        All The News                May 1 , 2007

SPACE SHIP SAGA CONTINUES
 

Atmospheric Toxins

Pollution Reportedly Caused Alien's Death.

Alien's Sex Undeterminable.

ALIEN

Palo Alto, CA. It is confirmed by NASA, at 6am this Monday morning, a wrecked alien spaceship was found demolished from a flying accident landing at the Stanford Shoping Center Bloomingdale's parkinglot. From toxicologist reports taken by the CSI San Jose crews, it appears that the motor of the alien's spaceship stalled due to high amounts of carbon monoxide. It was also apparant upon the emergency autopsy that the alien appeared to have suffocated upon the pollution it endured flying over the South Bay atmosphere. From witness testomony at the scene, the space ship appeared from nowhere. The crash site has been blocked off from passerby traffic, radiation test for any fallout have not been confirmed at the crash site. CIA with Pentagon officials will be taking the body of the alien to Washington, D.C. The crashing of the the alien has stirred riots and rebellion, causing for the calling of the National Gaurd. Questions are being asked about local pollution. If the Earth's own atmoshpere is so polluted endangering visiting aliens. What does this mean for it's inhabitants?

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