San Jose, CA
Aliens were reported shopping at Costco in San Jose. The galactic visitors were reportedly taking advantage of the bulk savings the membership club is known for. When asked if the members had any sketchy records, the manager of the club replied that the aliens were perfect customers, making sure not to disturb any of the other members.
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In other news, aliens were caught stealing precious cacti from a san jose nursury on thursday. The theives were reportedly working for an alien ring suspected to be headed by business guru Donald Trump. Trump denies such allegations but said, "I think that these guy need a break. You're fired."
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Legislatures on tuesday announced a campaign for alien rights at the state capital. "Aliens have the right to do everything americans do too," a spectator said. The alien federation apparently is hoping for rights to drivers licenses and gambling. Some say that giving aliens these rights would only lead to community unrest and corruption.
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In other news, aliens were caught stealing precious cacti from a san jose nursury on thursday. The theives were reportedly working for an alien ring suspected to be headed by business guru Donald Trump. Trump denies such allegations but said, "I think that these guy need a break. You're fired."
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Legislatures on tuesday announced a campaign for alien rights at the state capital. "Aliens have the right to do everything americans do too," a spectator said.