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Voulume M                       All The News That Fits                 March 25, 2004

Aliens Site in San Jose State University  
Alien Bodies Found in Science Building
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San Jose, Ca
Two alien bodies found in Duncan Hall building early friday morning. John Doe, a SJSU janitor said , the bodies were discovered while doing a routine maintenance of chemistry labs. The first body was found on the corner floor, right next to the sink. Doe nearly ran off the science lab, but he suddenly realized the body was not your ordinary human body. He slowly came back to the body and recognized an alien characteristics on the face. Doe immediately called the campus police and the science head department, Dr. Einstein.

Dr. Robert Einstein, head of the science department and expert in aliens said, "the bodies found have been in the chemistry lab for over 48 hours. Also, the two bodies do not belong in the same family. Based on the alien expert, the two were in the mission to get something in the lab but failed to escape to due the high securtiy system.

Second Alien Body Found in Chemistry Lab
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