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The following story was told to this publications staff reporter. Editorial decided to print it as told.

It was the last day of ninth grade. I was slowly walking home, by myself, my best friend had just moved away. I was not feeling myself at the time. A girl, my age stepped out in front of me.

"CHOSEN ONE!" She yelled from behind me. "You are the chosen one, Anthony. You are our supreme ruler."
"What? No!"

I started running. Sue pulled out some sort of a weapon and slashed my arm. I kept running and out ran her just in time. I still have the scar today and wish it never happened.