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Volume XX All The News That Fits October 31,1999
| Aliens Sited in San Jose |
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The day has come! Sept 24. Here we have Phil and Bill born 21 years from this day. Now out of their shell and ready to mingle, these strapping young aliens will provide your intergalactic fantasies. Phil the over zealous individual yet shy at times enjoys shuffle board and pictionary. He's a sucker for cherry lemonade and if lucky will perform his rendition of "Oh Holy Night" any night of the year. Bill the "jock" won't hesitate in displaying his "guns" which he refers to his arms. Seemlingly over confident, he too is quite shy. Between the two, he is a romancer of the woman. He plays the flute and will boast his expertise in Scandinavian history. contact: 293-555-8989 |
