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ROBERT: Hi, my name is Robert Umstadter for the Associated Press. I am currently outside of Joe West Hall with Christopher Votaw, a sophomore and a Business Major at SJSU. Mr. Votaw, could you please describe the events that occurred on November 1st just outside your dorm room? |
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VOTAW: I looked out my dorm window and saw dancing blue lights. I grabbed my digital camera and went outside to investigate. All of a sudden I heard a strange noise in back of me, and when I turned around I saw this grayish figure. It scared the heck out of me and I accidentally pressed the button on my camera. As soon as my eyes adjusted from the flash the figure was gone. When I reviewed the image on my camera I just went numb. |
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ROBERT: How would you describe the figure?
VOTAW: The skin was ash grey and it had these huge eyes. There was almost no nose to speak of and it had this huge domed head. |
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ROBERT: Did it make a sound?
VOTAW: Yeah, it made this strange clicking sound when I turned around. I am so freaked out by this, you have no idea. I’ll never go outside alone ever again. |
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ROBERT: Right now I’m standing outside a Frat house where allegedly the alien came over to partake in some drinking games. So, can you describe what happened on November 1st? |
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ROBERT: What was the alien’s disposition after the drinking had stopped? |
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ANDRE: Dude, that thing was wasted, man. It started bugging out like it was on crack or something. It made these clicking sounds like a motor or something. It then it ran around the house yelling “I am the master of your planet!” And then it started to talk about anal probing and shit and that’s when we had to tell it to leave. |
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ROBERT: Did the alien do anything as it was leaving?
ANDRE: Nope, it just wandered off. We did hear a loud burp or something in the distance. |
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ROBERT: Thank you. |
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