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On a sunny day less than two weeks ago I was driving up highway 1 along the California coastline north of santa cruz when I saw a strange object on the beach. It was a large oval shaped object that did not appear to belong there, so I decided to investigate further.

As I approached the object it started to look like a submarine of some sort, but once I was close enough to take a good look I came to the conclusion that it was a space ship. On the other side I encountered an alien being relaxing on the beach sipping a margarita. I decided to try and establish communication but the only response I got when I approached the being was "Get out of here earthling, cant you see I am relaxing!" I was amazed of my findings so I took a quick picture and took off before I angered the alien.