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This morning an amazing discovery occured in our lovely downtown vacinity of San Jose California. A very unique soft creature from the planet pluto was found resting in a dumpster on Second and San Fernando. The creature awoke to a group of kids poking it with a stick and started to speak a high pitch squeeling dialect which scared the kids away. The parents were notified by their childrens horrific occurence and notified the officials immediatly. The San Jose Police weer dispatched and soon the FBI and men in black suits were on the scene. They quickly approached the alien and began tazing the unidentified species with 1000 watts of electricity. Suddenly the creature let out a terrified scream and grabbed a hold of the closest official in its reach. The officials arm began to sizzle and melt as the creature seemed to be electricuting the official with the power surged throughout his body from the tazor shock

Alien Found Living in Dumpster
Alien found living in dumpster in downtown San Jose, California
	This morning an amazing discovery occured in our lovely downtown vacinity of San Jose California. A very unique soft creature from the planet pluto was found resting in a dumpster on Second and San Fernando. The creature awoke to a group of kids poking it with a stick and started to speak a high pitch squeeling dialect which scared the kids away. The parents were notified by their childrens horrific occurence and notified the officials immediatly. The San Jose Police weer dispatched and soon the FBI and men in black suits were on the scene. They quickly approached the alien and began tazing the unidentified species with 1000 watts of electricity. Suddenly the creature let out a terrified scream and grabbed a hold of the closest official in its reach. The officials arm began to sizzle and melt as the creature seemed to be electricuting the official with the power surged throughout his body from the tazor shock
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