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Volume 1
All The News That Fits
October 31, 2018
Aliens Sited in San Jose

Alien Body Found in Wrecked Spacecraft

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The corpse of an unidentified being was recoverd from a crash site located east of San Jose State University. An auptopsy has determined devasting head and organ damage resulting in its death.

 

Devasting...officials
claim it as suicide

By We C. You
SJSU

   San Jose, Ca. - Around 10P.M. a loud explosion was heard in the quiet neighbor-hood of east downtown San Jose. Dormants of San Jose State University claimed it sounded like bombs exploding.
   "I thought it was another terrorist attack...I was really frightend..," stated SJSU student, Michael Jackson.
   An hour later dormants were notified that a U.F.O crashed on top of La Vic's Taqueria.
   An unidentified alien being was found dead at the scene.
   Early in the day witnesses saw the alien depressed about

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