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Enraged SJSU Student Drinks Radioactive Waste

Story by ANONYMOUS
7:00pm PST San Jose, Ca.

A Shauna Sakamoto was already enraged this morning on her way to park her sub-compact in the 4th, 10th, or 7th garage with no luck. She having paid almost two hundred dollars for a parking permit without guaranteed parking frustrated the 23 year old design student. To top it off because she had to park so far from her classes; Sakamoto had her projects ruined as she walked half a mile in the rain this morning.

According to her peers she looked like she woke up on the wrong side of bed, said a Norman Li. "Yeah she didn't look her cheerie self this morning and was quite stand offish, so I let her be...I had no idea she'd do something crazy like that, I hope she's ok..." Sakamoto is loved by all her peers, and Norman's concern were felt by all her design peers.

Birtha Wong, a friend she always could speak her mind about, had this to say, "Shauna, I know you don't like San Jose, I mean Downtown San Jose, and I know you love people and would never harm anyone......" Birtha also had this to say under her breathe, "Shauna, if you're gonna burn anything down, burn down that F*ing Albertons... ROCK ON B*ATCH!...burn that mother...."

Obviously, Birtha isn't happy with the status quo of the state of San Jose either. By the days end, Sakamoto was so enraged she walked into a building that wasn't the Art building and she came upon some large drums of what seem to be radioactive waste. Sakamoto, in her crazed state induced some of the waste. She thought she'd just dye a horrible death, little did she know she would transform herself into SHAUNAZILLA!