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Rythmic GYMNASTICS Special Inside!! |
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| Volume XX | All The News
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October 27, 2004 |
| Aliens Sited in San Jose |
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San Jose, Ca I swear that I am one of the few who have seen an alien. At first, I thought that it was a really bright shooting star streaking the night sky. "Cool", I though. It must be my lucky day. So I wished upon it. I then I slowed to a standstill at the stop sign. But when I removed my foot from the brake to begin acceleration, my car would not move. Then an alien opened the passenger side door, sat in, turned to me with piercing eyes, and told me to step on it. My car took off flying up to the Universe and landed itself inside of the Mother Ship.
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