San Jose, Ca

Many students discovered an orange lookin life form roaming around the campus of San Jose State.

The lifeform was identified as a tentacle, by an undergrad student, Bernard Silverman. He also mentioned that it speaks English and also leaves a residue of slime as it walks.

The tentacle seems to be hostile with its fist in the air while it slimes its way across campus. Please take extreme measures when you meet this creature. It appears that it has a weakness towards root beer.

- Curtis "WHYYY YOU" Powells