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The other day as I was doing my regular shopping I encountered a very weird situation in the seafood department. A worker was very mad and was chanting in a foreign language to a blind girl with her dog. To my surprise he was turning green. I was shock as same as the dog who was barking like crazy. That made me noticed that this guy was not human at all; so, I took the girl and her dog and walked them outside. But before I did that I took a picture of him as we were leaving. Sadly the girl was very scare and did not knew exactly what had happened, so I explained her and offered myself to see her another day to check how is she doing. Unfortunately, the curse of the alien had occurred; she now looks like her dog, although she does not mind.