Flow my tears the policeman said...

January 27th, 3030

SJSU undergrads discovers BUCKETHEAD true life form!!!

San Jose, Ca

"Who’s this guitar-playing sonsa bitch? , is a question common asked. On his head a bucket of chicken bones, on his face a plaster mask. He’s the bastard son of a preacher man, on the town he left a stain. They made him live in a chicken house to try to and hide the shame.

He was born in a coop, raised in a cage. children fear him, critics rage.
He’s half alive, he’s half dead. folks just call him buckethead.

Buckethead found his freedom at the age of 17,
When he burned the chicked house down with a quart of gasoline. He did puppet shows on corners and bought a real guitar, And with the help of colonel sanders, he’s bound to be a star."

 

-Bootsy Collins

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