San Jose, Ca

Several students yesterday at San Jose State sighted what appeared to be a pink unindentified lifeform.

The lifeform was later identified to be no other than Q*Bert, by TA141 professor and scientist on the side, Prof. Dan Fortune.

Q*Bert is relatively harmess and is only here at San Jose State University to jump up and down the steps of the SJSU Event Center and other places where there are a lot of steps.

- Leroy Jenkins